Which Game of Thrones House Do You Belong To?

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By Rebecca Hilsdon

Posted on March 11, 2015 in Fun Stuff with tags Game of Thrones

It’s that time of year – the daffodils are blooming, the days are getting longer… and Game of Thrones comes back on the air in a month. A month. We are very, very excited. So let’s sort ourselves into the right houses! (No, not that kind of sorting…) Warning: this quiz involves cabbages.

As the saying goes, all men must die! So which House of Westeros should you pledge your life to?

Pick a Disney Princess:elsa

  1. Elsa
  2. Rapunzel
  3. Lilo
  4. Belle
  5. Kuzko (if he were a princess)
  6. Mulan
  7. Yzma

How do you spend your weekends?

  1. Hiking in the wilderness with nothing but a stick and a flask of ale. My, isn’t the fresh air bracing?
  2.  Admiring your luscious hair in one of your many mirrors. You could be a hair-model, you really could.
  3. Playing hide and seek with your family, followed by a loud family dinner and a rousing game of Snakes and Ladders.
  4. Tending to your garden. Your meticulously arranged, award-winning garden.
  5. Hunting; drinking; drinking while hunting.
  6. Plotting an enemy’s painful demise.
  7. Playing strategy games. You’re really good at chess. If only you had someone to play against…

Pick a flower:deadly nightshade

  1. Dogwood
  2. Chrysanthemum
  3. Forget-me-not
  4. Rose
  5. Iris
  6. Venus flytrap
  7. Nightshade

Pick a pet:

  1. Dog
  2. Fox
  3. Cat
  4. Gazelle
  5. Bearcabbage
  6. Bearded lizard
  7. Magpie.

Pick a holiday destination:

  1. Greenland
  2. Washington D.C.
  3. Merrie Olde England
  4. The French Riviera
  5. Las Vegas
  6. All of the above.
  7. Anywhere but here.

You catch someone trying to steal your prized cabbage shortly before the county vegetable competition. You:

  1. Take the thief to small-claims court. Justice must be done!
  2. Lock the thief in your dungeon forever. Maybe throw in a little public humiliation, while you’re at it.
  3. Let the thief have the cabbage. He or she probably needs it more than you do.
  4. Let the thief have the cabbage… but lace the remaining cabbages with poison, in case he or she comes back for more.
  5. Challenge the thief to a cabbage-stealing race. You could totally steal more cabbages in less time. And your cabbages would be much bigger.
  6. Throw all your own cabbages out, then track the theif down and burn his or her house to the ground.
  7. Spend several weeks learning everything you can about the thief, and then carefully exploiting all his or her weaknesses to ruin his or her reputation, family-life and career. Once he or she has declared bankruptcy you buy his or her house at auction and flip it for significant profit.

What is most important to you?piles of money

  1. A warm jumper.
  2. Money. After all, it makes the world go round.
  3. Your family.
  4. Your career.
  5. Your stomach.
  6. Revenge.
  7. Your long-lost love.

SORT ME!

If you are mostly…

Ones –You are a Stark!  Honest and honourable, steadfast and true, you’re an all-round good egg. And yet, for some reason you always find yourself in a spot of bother… mostly because you’re a terrible liar. Maybe you should look into that.

Twos – You’re a Lannister and by jove we will hear you ROAAAAR! You are charming, witty and very attractive. Some people might call you ‘cunning’ or even ‘duplicitous’ and prophesise that your ambition could spell your downfall. They’re totally wrong. The only way forward is up!

Threes – You’re a Tully and are therefore wonderful. Your family is everything to you. Just… maybe consider wearing a chainmail shirt to any upcoming weddings.

Fours – You’re a Tyrell! You’re graceful, intelligent and civilised… and not to be underestimated. You may appear a vision of sweetness and innocence but your thorns are sharp and they draw blood. You have been known to use this to your advantage.

Fives – You’re a Baratheon! Hearty and full of life, when you’re not drinking or eating you’re off on your next big adventure. You’re a born leader and people are drawn to your outsized personality and lively sense of humour. Or repelled by it. Eh, six of one; half-dozen of the other. Pass the wine! (There’s a slight possibility that you’re kind of a stick in the mud, but odds are good that you’re one of the fun Baratheons.)

Sixes –You’re a Targaryen! You are well-travelled, brave and not afraid of a challenge. Your steely resolve is much to be admired, though some might say that you hold grudges a little too long. You will find those people and make them change their minds.

Sevens – You’re Petyr Baelish! No house can define you. You should congratulate yourself: you’re very smart and extremely successful. Also, everyone hates you.

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