By Anne Perry

Posted on June 8, 2016 in Fun Stuff with tags Musicals

Musicals. Big, brash, bold, and FULL OF SONG. Whatever mood you’re in, some musical out there features a song written expressly to help you sing your feelings, preferably in the shower.

NB I don’t know Hamilton so didn’t include any songs from Hamilton I KNOW OKAY  I KNOW.

Mood: I’ve been living in a tower for my whole life! I totally want to go have an adventure!

Song: When will my life begin? from Tangled.

Important liner note: Who wants a chameleon sidekick? I do!

 

Mood: Something weird is going on, but what?

Song: I’ve got a Theory, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Once More with Feeling.”

Important note: bunnies!

 

Mood: My taste in romantic partners is terrible, but there doesn’t seem to be much I can do about it.

Song: Stronger than Me, from Nashville.

Important Note: I couldn’t get a video to link through, so let’s all enjoy this gif instead.

Bonus Important Note: This song totally bums me out. in a good way.

 

Mood: Boys suck, but I’ve got my future to worry about.

Song: There’s a Fine, Fine Line, from Avenue Q

Important note: this song is GREAT for singing in the shower.

 

Mood: Buck up, girl, and go conquer the world.

Song: Climb Ev’ry Mountain from The Sound of Music

Important note: Turn the volume up and belt this one out. You’re awesome.

 

Mood: I need to talk a boy into doing something, in the most horrible way possible

Song: Sexy Santa from Community.

Important note: It’s making fun of Glee and Santa Baby. Score!

 

 

Mood: I am insignificant but my quest in life gives me purpose. ALSO I AM OBSESSED WITH JEAN VALJEAN.

Song: Stars, from Les Miserables

Important note: The best song from Les Mis. Come at me, On My Own.

 

Mood: OH MY GOD I LIKE A BOY AND HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW I EXIST.

Song: On my Own , from Les Mis

Important note: Les Mis was basically the soundtrack to my life as a 13-year-old.

 

Mood: I’m going to a party! But I’m a girl so it’s a complicated process.

Song: Sexy Getting Ready Song from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Important note: so true.

 

Mood: I am A VILLAIN and my minions are SINGING BUGS.

Song: In the Dark of the Night, from Anastasia

Important note: Rasputin, you are not scary.

 

Mood: I am a MINION to a VILLAIN and I am singing my own theme music!

Song: Kronk, humming, from The Emperor’s New Groove.

Important note: Seriously, this movie is hilarious.

 

Mood: Being a mermaid is freaking awesome, yo.

Song: Under the Sea, from The Little Mermaid.

Important note: Ariel, girl. Get your priorities straight.

 

Mood: I’m in a park! Everything is great!

Song: How Does She Know from Enchanted

Important note: is this the most joyful song from any Disney movie ever?

 

Mood: Damn, girl, I’m hot.

Song: The Sun Whose Rays are All Ablaze from The Mikado

Important note: Yeah, it’s Gilbert & Sullivan. Sung by Moaning Myrtle. GET IN THERE.

 

Mood: LET’S GO KICK SOME ASS

Song: I’ll make a man out of you, from Mulan

Important note: Shang is the hottest Disney prince by A MILLION BILLION LIGHTYEARS.

 

BONUS

Mood: I love Ray Bradbury’s books!

Song: F*** Me, Ray Bradbury, by Rachel Bloom

Note: There’s a reaction video of Ray Bradbury watching this.