An angel walked into a bar…

By Sarah Dyer
Posted on September 26, 2013 in Competition, Fun Stuff with tags Tad Williams
To celebrate today’s publication of Tad Williams’ Happy Hour In Hell, the second novel about angel Bobby Dollar, we’ve been asking you all to come up with your best one-liners and to finish the joke:
An angel walked into a bar . . .
Now, it’s no secret that I absolutely love a good pun, so I’ve thoroughly enjoyed seeing all of your answers. In fact, it’s been a bit of a nightmare choosing my top 5!
First off, here are five which gave me a chuckle, and so deserve an honourable mention!
An angel walked into a bar… it hurt like Hell!
@IpeEvans
An angel walked into a bar… and said “I’m walking because it’s worn off already. A pint of Red Bull please barman.”
Peter Warburton
An angel walked into a bar… seven drinks and a bout of indecent debauchery later a devil walked out.
@elspethallison
An angel walked into a bar… and cursed it to hell.
Low Beng Hong
An angel walked into a bar and asked for a pin… “I need to test a theory.”
@thornburyrocks
Now, on to our grand prize winners! These top five jokers have each won a copy of Happy Hour In Hell, and we’ll be in touch with how you can claim your prize.
An angel walked into a bar… The angel then eyes up the spirits on display and thinks, this is heaven!
Martin Turner
An Angel walked into a bar. The barman looks up & says “You looked taller in Buffy…”
@ThornburyRocks
An angel walked into a bar… but had to stand while he drank as the fools had already rushed in and grabbed all the seats!
@mattlibrarian
An angel walked into a bar… and was unable to get served due to lack of any physical presence.
@mrnickharris
An angel walked into a bar… “You real?” said the barman. “No – Gabriel,” replied the angel “Uriel doesn’t drink!”
@GlenDobson
Congratulations to our winners, and thank you to everyone who took part! It certainly kept me entertained to see all of your entries.
And, don’t forget, Tad Williams’ Happy Hour In Hell is available in hardback and eBook from today!