What’s Your Medieval Name?

By Rebecca Hilsdon

Posted on March 2, 2015 in Fun Stuff with tags History

Prepare for the Dark Ages with our quiz!

Pick a day of the week:

  1. Monday
  2. Wednesday
  3. Friday
  4. Saturday
  5. Sunday

 Pick a pastime:

  1. Praying
  2. Counting your bullion
  3. Drinking ale in the local tavern
  4. Hunting
  5. Sleeping

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Pick a career:

  1. Merchant
  2. Courtier
  3. Vagabond
  4. Lord
  5. Trainee Monk

How do your friends describe you?

  1. Hardworking
  2. Cunning
  3. Brutish
  4. Lavish
  5. Chilled

 You see a pile of dubloons on the floor. You…

  1. Search for the owner
  2. Slip them into your doublet and hope nobody has seen you
  3. Spend them on a new hat to charm the ladies
  4. Leave them; it’s not worth your while picking them up
  5. Put them in the local alms box

 Pick a Taylor Swift song:

  1. I don’t have time for such frivolity
  2. Shake It Off
  3. Style
  4. Out Of The Woods
  5. State of Grace

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Pick a book:

  1. René Descartes’ Meditations On First Philosophy
  2. Machiavelli’s The Prince
  3. L.James’ 50 Shades of Grey
  4. The wine menu
  5. Oscar Wilde’s The Importance of Being Earnest

If you got mostly …

1’s – Your name is Simon/Sarah Goodfellow! You are a studious sort who works hard and adores your family. You are reliable, intelligent and popular and you’ll do anything to help a friend out.

2’s – Your name is Septimus/Helewys Tilbury! You are an ambitious, ruthless person and will ingratiate yourself with anyone if it helps you get to the top. You always stand out from the crowd and greatness is never far from your reach.

3’s – Your name is Jack ‘The Cad’/Bess ‘The Scold’ Smeaton! You are the life and soul of the party and can light up a room with your wit and charm. Nevertheless, trouble tends to follow you and you’re never far from impending disaster.

4’s – Your name is Lord Henry/Lady Eleanor Ethelbert of Northampton! But you’re so devilishly wonderful I bet you knew that already. You are the essence of English pomp and your family lineage can be traced back to Charlemagne. You do what you damn well please and no curl will tell you otherwise.

5’s – Your name is Brian/Jane Cooper! You’re a chilled out sort of person who hasn’t the time for stress. You live a happy, relaxed life which is largely down to your carefree mentality. In your eyes if you have a comfy chair, a warm house and a couple of good friends, life is just swell.

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